Rock me gently

Rock me gently

Rock me slowly

Take it easy, don’t you know

 

And a kid in the peanut gallery proclaims:

YOU’RE FUCKING CRAZY

Yeh, duh. Meh.

 

And YOU’RE FUCKING BORING!!

 

SO the excitement of today is brought to you by

TIN SOLDIERS

Little white pieces of glass for eyes

And the lips of earthworms

The goddess of ringworm

 

Let’s spread our wings through your sheets

If you don’t know what they look like

You’ve never taken apart your poop.

With. Your. Tongue.

 

I’m just kidding.

These are serious problems for some people of the world.

Hey, you’re the one who wanted to adopt.

You just bought yourself 7 rounds of Chlamydia.

Your dick should be a flaming red color,

Not sunshine yellow.

If you have any of the above symptoms,

Just tell your nurse in 3 weeks

So she does absolutely nothing.

I’m afraid to contract

Anything serious this week.

But if you saw mornings programming

It’s about a girl who rides her pony

And black-eyed, black-out

Wont remember till she orgasm again.

And yeah, I AM the pony.

Neeeeiiiiiighhhh

Aaaarrrruuuuuggggaaaalllaaaaaa

 

HOORAH SOLDIERS!!

HOORAH TIN SOLDIER!!

ADRESS ME AS TIN.

RICKITICKILAKE

 

Sorry hun, it’s what we most cherished MOST of each other.

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