Rock me gently
Rock me slowly
Take it easy, don’t you know
And a kid in the peanut gallery proclaims:
YOU’RE FUCKING CRAZY
Yeh, duh. Meh.
And YOU’RE FUCKING BORING!!
SO the excitement of today is brought to you by
Little white pieces of glass for eyes
And the lips of earthworms
The goddess of ringworm
Let’s spread our wings through your sheets
If you don’t know what they look like
You’ve never taken apart your poop.
With. Your. Tongue.
I’m just kidding.
These are serious problems for some people of the world.
Hey, you’re the one who wanted to adopt.
You just bought yourself 7 rounds of Chlamydia.
Your dick should be a flaming red color,
Not sunshine yellow.
If you have any of the above symptoms,
Just tell your nurse in 3 weeks
So she does absolutely nothing.
I’m afraid to contract
Anything serious this week.
But if you saw mornings programming
It’s about a girl who rides her pony
And black-eyed, black-out
Wont remember till she orgasm again.
And yeah, I AM the pony.
HOORAH TIN SOLDIER!!
ADRESS ME AS TIN.
Sorry hun, it’s what we most cherished MOST of each other.